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(*) – Today’s secret: Words word words. Unnecessary punctuation for effect. More words. Reference to plan that probably won’t happen… mandatory ellipsis. Words about something that happened in the video. Jolly-sounding sign-off.
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bloody Charlton Heston out of sync again
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Unrelated, but Peach Pelvis just left the building 🎃
Apologize Sir, I'm all ears from here on 😎
Imminent failure is my thing 😁
Words are great
"I need something heavy up the back" – that's what she said?
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Talk about words, Chris Fox did a million of them in one year. He's an author you know. Yes, I know totally irrelevent to this very nice video but really what I am intending to do with this comment is just to talk total nonesense. So that I don't give away the whisper at the end of the description (might have said too much). Yet let you know, CNL, that I did in fact read such whisper and did in fact follow it word for word. Thus, all your typing didn't go unspoken of (really it didn't, never does). And yeah…enjoy.
I wonder if the colonel would consider playing hygenere I know it just got a big update
it's back, yay!
You may want to see what the mountain people have on offer before you finish the series, just a suggestion, of course.
31:04 "that looks nice" Yes, yes it did.. but then you moved the water condensers and hacked off 4 estates as opposed to the previous 2… I can only see this going poorly, but hey, clue's in the guy's name.
Build more lights. These do not need to be near housing and just need to cover 66% of all paths.
Your peoples' mood is Meaty Ochre.
Yeah? No? I'll shut up now.
Wazoo Adobe. I was in that band. But back on topic….I will miss Muluab.
"When I get a bit bored on a 747 crossing the Atlantic I don't go, 'I'm a bit bored. I'd like to get off, please.'"
D.B. Cooper disagrees. Well, maybe he'd agree if he was in the middle of the Atlantic.
Good one 👍
Well yes… words… always good for talking. And you had some at the end there. And in the whole video. So… success!
I did like the analogy of being on a plane and asking to get off because you're bored. Can you imagine?… "Captain, we have another one." "Okay. Hang on everybody. We have to get a bit lower so another joker can jump out."
What really surprises me is that no one ever just falls off.
I humbly request for the final episode, have the city run out of coal and see what happens
I'd hate to put an end to your misfortunes, but there's more for you to account for in the happiness tooltip than just how many people are tired of living next to the rotors. Your issue isn't negatives, it's a lack of positives (and not all the positives involve building things near houses).
The Colonel in a schedule post a couple of months ago: “I’m going to do more train-related things.”
The Colonel now: flyin’ cities and tunneling metal snakes with machine guns
You know, you could build wings, and even shape 'em instead of a straight cross jutting straight out the center…
You moved the vertical rotors away from the housing, but then you moved the water condensers closer to the housing. But the water condensers appear to be MUCH worse than the vertical rotors on citizen moral. Fun game though!
What fun Colonel ol' chap, highly enjoyable, will be sad to see the end, but hey-ho. Jeff OK?
Thanks for the great video… but I need another one.
Don't be mad at me, I'm just trying to keep with the spirit of the cities.
Melonball 1 is coming along nicely I see.
Will miss this series, cant believe we are at 11 already!..
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Not sure if you noticed that the temple is an Edison Gramophone…
Usually i don't suggest something stupid that one should do just for giggles. But not today.
Flip the boat!