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Hey there, ground-dwellers! Cast of the shackles of your gravity-based existence and come join the flying future fortress of fun. Not a lot of food to speak of, but you have to take the rough with the less than rough. It’s all pretty rough. Airborne Kingdom is, for now, still airborne. And a kingdom.
Once in a while I post something of value in here.
No, that isn’t true except for in the super-secret secret message section right at the very end of the description. To get to that point you’ll have to scroll past a big lump of links and nonsense all of which will enrich your life… if you let them.
How would you like to seize control of the bombastic outro? As a performing video monkey I’m now offering you the opportunity to do just that. Within reason. Obviously, I won’t tell you where the line of “within reason” resides, but you can try it and find out. Swing by my Wisio and I’ll see what I can do : https://www.wisio.com/Colonel_Failure
Right, this is how you can get the very best out of this channel, and lend a significant chunk of help toward its future success. If you have $1 per month you can gain access to exclusive videos, the magical Discord channel, and consider yourself a member of Fail Brigade:
Option 1 (several different tiers available): Patreon – http://patreon.com/colonelfailure
Option 2 (one size-fits all): YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/colonelfailure/join
All new merchandise everybody! That’s what you want. Forget paying the rent! Buy a tshirt instead : http://colonelfailure.com
Do you want to follow a Twitter account that is actually cheerful? Not in the kind of way that offers life-affirming, inspirational text with a waterfall in the background, but in a jolly, acerbic kind of way? Follow me on Twitter. That’s what I do. http://twitter.com/cnlfailure
Do you want to know what videos are coming up each week? A few people do. I don’t always get around to publishing the schedule, but when I do, I do it on Facebook. Not sure why I chose Facebook, but there you are. http://facebook.com/cnlfailure
That’s all for now. You can go about your business.
(*) – Today’s secret: Words word words. Unnecessary punctuation for effect. More words. Reference to plan that probably won’t happen… mandatory ellipsis. Words about something that happened in the video. Jolly-sounding sign-off.