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Floating around the place, building a bit of stuff, complaining about the unreasonable demands of baffling ground based cities, it’s all business as usual in our Airborne Kingdom.
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Once in a while I post something of value in here.
No, that isn’t true except for in the super-secret secret message section right at the very end of the description. To get to that point you’ll have to scroll past a big lump of links and nonsense all of which will enrich your life… if you let them.
How would you like to seize control of the bombastic outro? As a performing video monkey I’m now offering you the opportunity to do just that. Within reason. Obviously, I won’t tell you where the line of “within reason” resides, but you can try it and find out. Swing by my Wisio and I’ll see what I can do : https://www.wisio.com/Colonel_Failure
Right, this is how you can get the very best out of this channel, and lend a significant chunk of help toward its future success. If you have $1 per month you can gain access to exclusive videos, the magical Discord channel, and consider yourself a member of Fail Brigade:
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Option 2 (one size-fits all): YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/colonelfailure/join
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Do you want to know what videos are coming up each week? A few people do. I don’t always get around to publishing the schedule, but when I do, I do it on Facebook. Not sure why I chose Facebook, but there you are. http://facebook.com/cnlfailure
That’s all for now. You can go about your business.
(*) – Today’s secret: Did you know that fewer than 50% of viewers watch this channel on a desktop computer? Did you care? I’m going to make you care right now. Given that watching on a mobile device or your home TV or games console makes scrolling to the description a right hassle, let’s see how many secret-viewers there are. Keep your eyes peeled.
If you are watching this on a mobile device, tablet, console or on the TV please profess, “I am not one of the just-under-50%” in a comment. Thank you.
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Why is the camera missing from the end of the show?
A: the illuminati
B: y'know, aliens
C: some sort of protest I was previously unaware of
D: I deleted the footage before the render had completed, like some kind of noob
I’m not currently one of the just under 50%
Build an extra science thingy and you can speed up the research.
On a side note;
I'm using a desktop. Did I win anything? Like a discount on the 10… or was it 9?… "Get Back To Work" posters I ordered?
Just kidding.
But I'm looking forward spreading the word with them, as I'm giving them away to people that were supposed to find me and a lot of my colleagues another job. No kidding.
I want to know if they actually going to put them up in their office. They always said they liked my sense of humor, so I thought it was time to put it to the test.
Glad your enjoying the game colonel as i am enjoying watching, keep it up!
I'm sooooo looking forward to next episode 🐻🇩🇰🤘
desktop4ever, Camera issues caused by you dissing Muluab-be nice to that guy or he will write bad stuff about ye, great entertainment as always, you are a one man interface challenge, if it is not designed with the colonel in mind he is liable to fly aimlessly in circles looking for unselected quests.
I am one of the just-under-50%. Why? So I can use ad blocking software, though I'm backer so I don't feel guilty about it!
5:03 while messing around with hangars… that thing on the ground looks a lot like a Tower, to me. Just East of the Broken Isles township.
Edit 19:03 – senior officer commanding with bulldozer as his major emblem forgets to research demolition. Also, as you were, that thing at five minutes isn't something with an inflammable tip.
Somewhere between 30:34 and 30:35 a fleeting glimpse of the Colonel appears. I watch on a laptop plugged into a TV, so not sure which part of the just under or over 50% I am in, as with much of late.
I'm not one of the just-under-50%
And it's cozy and comfy to watch Colonel's adventures wherever I like
I am not one of the just under 50%
watched this secret after watching redused. Usally watching on Apple tv.
I am not one of the just under 50%!
Idea: make one side for workers buildings and one side for houses and desires
I am not one of the just-under-50% — TV viewer, just trying to track down the link to buy the game, lol
What do you know, traveling faster is great when you don't really pay attention to your navigation. You discover stuff!
I'm hoping the coal hut create a plume of smoke so you can leave a trail as you travel.
Secret schmecret.
I am not one of the just-under-50%. Love the secret messages, Colonel
"Redacted"…I am actually part of the just under 50% as watching this on pc, I just didn't want to be left out. I couldn't do it though….had to redact the statement.
I am not one of the just-under-50% 👍🏻
I’m not one of those…
I am not one of the just-under-50%
Great video
"Bomb them!" lol