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Total lies. There’s precious little drama to speak of here as the floating city of Urrgmelonflex continues its delicate jaunt across the skies of Madeupfantasyland. Got to entice you somehow, haven’t I? At least I haven’t written “oh no!” or something like it in the thumbnail, then you really would have been sold a dud. Except of course if I put something in smallprint explaining that actually, everything’s fine and that we can all relax. This was supposed to be the last episode, but it isn’t, of Airborne Kingdom.
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Once in a while I post something of value in here.
No, that isn’t true except for in the super-secret secret message section right at the very end of the description. To get to that point you’ll have to scroll past a big lump of links and nonsense all of which will enrich your life… if you let them.
How would you like to seize control of the bombastic outro? As a performing video monkey I’m now offering you the opportunity to do just that. Within reason. Obviously, I won’t tell you where the line of “within reason” resides, but you can try it and find out. Swing by my Wisio and I’ll see what I can do : https://www.wisio.com/Colonel_Failure
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That’s all for now. You can go about your business.
(*) – Today’s secret: A most enjoyable game, although it does rather lend itself to “I’ll just move this over here-itis”.
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1st love you colonel keep up the good work
Yaay! It's back!
This is why you should do more community posts:
watch?v=Ej0Kijd4_4Q
Adding comments for the win
"in the darkened winter of youtube posting; January the lowest viewed month the of the year, Colonel Failure watches faithfully at his viewership grow by this new airbourne city builder game. Was it to last, or was it going to be just a legend. Find out in today's finale (?) of tales of Urrgmelonflex, Muluab the second chronicler and more shennigans from Mr Failure himself"
by the journal of the forgotten youtubers by Frank "the woopsie" Spencer, third chronicler of the realm.
Yeees!
I have been waiting for this
You can just imagine uncle failure reading a night time story to his kids [ what a poor messed up bunch they must be ] you only have to look at jeff…need i say any more.
More episodes please!
No one expects the Failure inquisition!
This will be the last episode!
Well… the second to last episode
Well.. maybe the second to the second to last episode
well… let's just finish the ruddy game
Jokes aside, you aren't that far off from the ending anyway, so might as well
"any excuse to do a ridiculous voice"
>does a somerset accent haha
Woop!
Heading Boldly into the Unknown… star wars reference?
Woohooo, you found the “show me the ruddy quest area” button!
I approved of the Space Balls kinda intro of your floating village intro 🙂
Great intro! 👍
I got suckered, thought it fell out of the sky or somesuch haha, glad it didn't though!
I'd like to know what happens in the end.
You like it (and we like it), it's not a chore so finish it up.
What immortal hand or eye, could frame thy fearful symmetry ?
(Not least the six braces of oars…)
I hear you….Houses for all, minarets, clinic/s, lighting all good and satisfied for the 100+ inhabitants. Five minutes of some minor grievance and there's parachutes everywhere! Worse than that it's alwways the ones who do the harvesting. I currently have a city with no pilots to do anything . Currently wondering how to proceed as food, coal and water all running out with nobody to fetch more!!!
Uncle Failure can I have some balloons please?
Iron Frog. I was in that band.
Livestream to wrap-up the series. You know it has to be done.
I would love to see the end
Another fun video, thank you.
First, he said he wouldn't move buildings, and he redesigned the whole ship. Then, he said he wouldn't faff around with colours, and he gave most buildings different colours. Now, he said he wouldn't continue the playthrough, and he continuing it… This is the kind of failed promises we came to see!
I enjoyed this series – until i was sick from all the terrible camera work
testing this “Minecraft" "asmr" "pewdiepie" "music" "fortnite" "markiplier" “YouTube is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "minecraft" "asmr" "pewdiepie" "music" "fortnite" "markiplier" “YouTube is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “YouTube is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
Tolerating it? Im loving it!
Nice, funny, soothing video. Ty
Its like the intro to a Star War with the big ship.
Yah – More 😉
Seriously the last two episodes I have watched while catching up have had me laughing so hard. Someone blow this up, the Colonel deserves the audience that lies in wait.