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“The next city is just over that watery bit. You’ll be grand.”
This is of course, a lie. There’s no coal over there, you know how I know? Because MULUAB THE EXPLAINER told me. One quick raid for relics later and I’m back for a charcoal blueprint and all the minarets in the world. The Airborne Kingdom of Urrgmelonflex prepares for its next voyage into the unknown.
Once in a while I post something of value in here.
No, that isn’t true except for in the super-secret secret message section right at the very end of the description. To get to that point you’ll have to scroll past a big lump of links and nonsense all of which will enrich your life… if you let them.
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That’s all for now. You can go about your business.
(*) – Today’s secret: I’m fully aware it might not have been Muluab who tipped me off about a lack of coal, but I can’t fully remember and the 2nd Chronicler has rather made himself a regular feature of the series. So he gets the credit.