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Are we lost or did I just go to the wrong place? Either way, we’ve exploring to do and a self-supply of fuel to generate lest we plummet from the skies in the same way as a 3 day old party balloon might were it to, strictly speaking, still have structural integrity. Balloon’s to one side, the city of Urrgmelonflex takes flight once more in Airborne Kingdom.
Once in a while I post something of value in here.
No, that isn’t true except for in the super-secret secret message section right at the very end of the description. To get to that point you’ll have to scroll past a big lump of links and nonsense all of which will enrich your life… if you let them.
How would you like to seize control of the bombastic outro? As a performing video monkey I’m now offering you the opportunity to do just that. Within reason. Obviously, I won’t tell you where the line of “within reason” resides, but you can try it and find out. Swing by my Wisio and I’ll see what I can do : https://www.wisio.com/Colonel_Failure
Right, this is how you can get the very best out of this channel, and lend a significant chunk of help toward its future success. If you have $1 per month you can gain access to exclusive videos, the magical Discord channel, and consider yourself a member of Fail Brigade:
Option 1 (several different tiers available): Patreon – http://patreon.com/colonelfailure
Option 2 (one size-fits all): YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/colonelfailure/join
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Do you want to follow a Twitter account that is actually cheerful? Not in the kind of way that offers life-affirming, inspirational text with a waterfall in the background, but in a jolly, acerbic kind of way? Follow me on Twitter. That’s what I do. http://twitter.com/cnlfailure
Do you want to know what videos are coming up each week? A few people do. I don’t always get around to publishing the schedule, but when I do, I do it on Facebook. Not sure why I chose Facebook, but there you are. http://facebook.com/cnlfailure
That’s all for now. You can go about your business.
(*) – Today’s secret: Well this is all going jolly well isn’t it? Now, let’s talk serious here for a moment. Next week I’ll be doing a proper Battle Plan where I’ll outline the new era for the channel. It won’t look radically different to the current era, but it’ll be new, so that’ll be nice.